Thursday, March 13, 2008

Laffy Taffy Jokes

What do you call an avid gardener?
-- Herb

Why do fish live in salt water?
--because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the man say when the picture fell on his head?
-- I've been framed!

Why did they bury the battery?
-- Because it was dead.

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
-- a pinch-hitter

What do sneezes wear on their feet?
-- ahh-shoes

What do you do when you have no rubber bands?
-- find a plastic orchestra

What did the plate say to the other plate?
-- lunch is on me.

What's brown and sticky?
-- a stick

What's red and not there?
-- no tomatoes

2 comments:

Unknown said...

these are retarded. hahah

BK broiler said...

I've got a Spanish one. What is 12:30 in a Spanish laundry shack.
-douze ey media(sock)